Grand Rapids....come for the churches, stay for the Nascar and Deer Hunting.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
He's Baaaack
After a fairly long hiatus, our FEARLESS LEADER has added a couple of posts to his blog. Damn this dude cracks me up. But it's also kinda scary....he's really got a bead on the workings of the Prez's mind.
On a more serious note. What the F happened to my links? Is anyone else having this problem? They're gone. Just *poof* gone. Whaddup wit dat?
Seven movies I have loved (identified by my favorite line from each)
1. Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
2. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
3. mmmm, juicyfruit
4. Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf*cker.
5. Is it safe? (think dentist)
6. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
7. I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like...victory.
Seven Books I like
Still Life with Woodpecker Into Thin Air The DaVinci Cod (it's a parody, not a typo) A Simple Plan Green Eggs and Ham Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them The Screwtape Letters
Seven things I say
Ketel One rocks, splash of lime No Freakin Way medium rare Hail to the victors valiant (o.k...I sing that one) slow, step, step, slow, step step, slow (it's the ballroom dance lessons...can't get it outta my head) I love you more I'll be here all week folks....try the veal
Seven things that attract me to a city Cool architecture Good local bars Good restaurants Trees Friendly people A sensible lack of one way streets Diversity
Seven things to do before I die Skydive Hit the lotto White Water Raft Go to Ireland Drive a fast car on a racetrack Play in an extremely high stakes poker game Own more than one home
Seven things I can't do. (I'm using won't for can't in some instances) Breastfeed Vote Republican Eat Okra Golf well Drive Slow Kill an animal Stay mad for very long
Seven people to tag Sorry....I'm fresh out. the meme stops here.
Name: Jonathan Home: Grand Rapids, Michigan, United States About Me: Just a guy who trying to eek out a living as a graphic designer in SW Michigan. See my complete profile