A Splash of Lime
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Wednesday, January 18, 2006
One of my favorite lines from the movies
strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
posted by Jonathan @ 12:34 PM   3 comments
This could work!
I read a couple of good posts regarding spelling and punctuation over at alpharat's. I'm a prime offender, partially due to lack of knowledge with the rest accounted for by a huge portion of sheer unadulterated laziness. It made me think of an email I got a while back.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdaenig

TEH PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, teh olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht teh frist adn lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mind deosn't raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanighuh ?

Form now on I'm giong to sumibt all of my pstos uisnig tihs fomrat.

Jsut kdidnig
posted by Jonathan @ 5:48 AM   2 comments
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
I stole this from Bulb

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jonathan!

  1. Jonathan can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
  2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Jonathan.
  3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Jonathan.
  4. Without its lining of Jonathan, your stomach would digest itself!
  5. All swans in England belong to Jonathan!
  6. Birds do not sleep in Jonathan, though they may rest in him from time to time.
  7. Baby swans are called Jonathan.
  8. Donald Duck's middle name is Jonathan.
  9. Jonathan was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  10. The porpoise is second to Jonathan as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
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posted by Jonathan @ 1:36 PM   1 comments
INCONSEQUENTIAL????
I was looking through the news online today and ran across this:

House Republicans Unveil New Ethics Plan

WASHINGTON - House Republicans moved to seize the initiative for ethics reform Tuesday with a comprehensive package of changes, including the banning of privately sponsored travel like that arranged by convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff. The package also includes a virtual ban on gifts, except for inconsequential items like baseball caps.....

The story goes on and on about the sweeping reforms that are being introduced etc. etc. etc...but I kept coming back to this one phrase: "inconsequential items like baseball caps."

It struck me as odd. I mean, I just don't see a lot of members of our congress wearing baseball caps. A fez? fedora? nice little panama while on the golf course? sure, I can see those. I just don't see a lot of baseball caps in the crowd when I'm watching C-SPAN. Plus, you reach a point in your life where, for most people, baseball caps just don't look right.

Why not "inconsequential items like jackets" or "inconsequential items like bumper stickers" or even "inconsequential items like McDonalds Gift Certificates?" Why not "inconsequential items like berets?"

WHY BASEBALL CAPS?

Then I got to thinking...what if? What if this is one of those things that gets shuffled right under the nose of the public. That sort of technicality that provides room for "plausible deniability"

So I did a little digging on the web, and I found this:

hat



Ha! and they thought they could put one over on me.
posted by Jonathan @ 1:25 PM   1 comments
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