Grand Rapids....come for the churches, stay for the Nascar and Deer Hunting.
Monday, February 06, 2006
Tagged...I'm it
Here we go
Seven movies I have loved (identified by my favorite line from each)
1. Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
2. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
3. mmmm, juicyfruit
4. Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf*cker.
5. Is it safe? (think dentist)
6. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
7. I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like...victory.
Seven Books I like
Still Life with Woodpecker Into Thin Air The DaVinci Cod (it's a parody, not a typo) A Simple Plan Green Eggs and Ham Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them The Screwtape Letters
Seven things I say
Ketel One rocks, splash of lime No Freakin Way medium rare Hail to the victors valiant (o.k...I sing that one) slow, step, step, slow, step step, slow (it's the ballroom dance lessons...can't get it outta my head) I love you more I'll be here all week folks....try the veal
Seven things that attract me to a city Cool architecture Good local bars Good restaurants Trees Friendly people A sensible lack of one way streets Diversity
Seven things to do before I die Skydive Hit the lotto White Water Raft Go to Ireland Drive a fast car on a racetrack Play in an extremely high stakes poker game Own more than one home
Seven things I can't do. (I'm using won't for can't in some instances) Breastfeed Vote Republican Eat Okra Golf well Drive Slow Kill an animal Stay mad for very long
Seven people to tag Sorry....I'm fresh out. the meme stops here.
"Hail...to the Victors...hail hail hail...and stuff that rhymes with victors etc...hail hail HAIL HAIL! I MEAN MOTHER EFFING HAIL...to Mish-E-gan, the Harvard of the West (Hold Note-->) And no, we're not obnoxious for saying that...because what we really say after getting drunk and winning the Rose Bowl is Harvard is the Michigan of the East---)"
*This has been a performance by an IU Hoosier who suffered through four years of college sporting events with her baritone in various pep bands, the worst of which FOOTBALL...and is also the offspring of a Michigan girl who broke away from her U of M cult...erm...loving family to go to IU's music school...and none of us have ever heard the end of it!
Name: Jonathan Home: Grand Rapids, Michigan, United States About Me: Just a guy who trying to eek out a living as a graphic designer in SW Michigan. See my complete profile
Name: Jonathan
{clears throat and begins singing...}
"Hail...to the Victors...hail hail hail...and stuff that rhymes with victors etc...hail hail HAIL HAIL! I MEAN MOTHER EFFING HAIL...to Mish-E-gan, the Harvard of the West (Hold Note-->) And no, we're not obnoxious for saying that...because what we really say after getting drunk and winning the Rose Bowl is Harvard is the Michigan of the East---)"
*This has been a performance by an IU Hoosier who suffered through four years of college sporting events with her baritone in various pep bands, the worst of which FOOTBALL...and is also the offspring of a Michigan girl who broke away from her U of M cult...erm...loving family to go to IU's music school...and none of us have ever heard the end of it!
Thanks for the free therapy!
*Poof*