A Splash of Lime
Grand Rapids....come for the churches, stay for the Nascar and Deer Hunting.
Friday, January 06, 2006
How much for just one ray?
soldier

14 consecutive days of no sun
44 consecutive days of some form of precipitation.

Can I get just one ray of sunshine?
posted by Jonathan @ 5:51 AM   4 comments
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Ba dump bump
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,

"Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "He's probably golfing with his friends."
posted by Jonathan @ 1:40 PM   1 comments
Noodling
After reading writermom and alpharat's posts about catfish, I couldn't help but remember a documentary I saw on TV one day about noodling.

Wikipedia says that noodling is:
"the practice and sport of fishing for catfish using only one's bare hands. Noodling may be called grabbling, graveling, hogging, or tickling, depending on what southern state you're in (Kentuckians call it dogging, while Nebraskans prefer stumping.) Despite these colorful names, it's better explained by the name handfishing; however, this term is less popular among those who participate in noodling. Only five states in the United States have laws explicitly permitting handfishing: Louisiana, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Tennessee; and since 2005, Georgia. Missouri has an experimental noodling season in 2005 on sections of three rivers, from June 1 through July 15. Noodlers Anonymous argues that the season is doomed to fail, though, because these river sections are too dangerous, too crowded, or otherwise not desirable for the sport."

You can see some amazing pics of noodlers HERE and HERE

Shoving one's hand down a 40 pound catfish's mouth may seem a little dangerous, especially if you have to dive underwater and shove your arm down a mudhole to do it, but apparently it's the water moccasins and beavers that can really cramp your style. They say you should always noodle using the buddy system...not so much cause of drowning but because your freakin arm may get chewed to a bloody stump or injected with lethal venom. Now thats what I call a relaxin afternoon of fishing.

To see a quicktime movie of some noodlers doing their thing, click HERE

Is it a coincidence that mullets seem to be prevalent in this sport? I think not.

Waiter? Theres a hand in my catfish! Don't worry sir...it's the beaver that killed him.
posted by Jonathan @ 1:04 PM   3 comments
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